Well, kitten!plot has been received with some enthusiasm, so I suppose it is now a given. *adds it to the list* I think I need to make an effort to clear out that list this year, or abandon it, because there's probably no way I can write that much and also write my novel.

In other news, Tsubasa. Mummy and Daddy love Syaoran very much. I get the feeling I am going to cry soon. Also, if that's all they get, that was very anticlimactic.

Off to clean my room and then to alleyne's, for... well, writing while she WoWs! XD And probably writing these epic fics or something, eh?

*considers bringing FF7 for the sake of at least pretending she cares about F&F*

...oh, that is a lie. I still care about it. I just. I have written it before. |D; It is no longer exciting. As exciting. It will be once I get into it again, but enh.

This is basically how the conversation went, okay? I just want you all to know before this comes out in fic form and you all just stare a lot.

TINA: lololol, Caius/Adamo.
ME: YOU HAVE TO JUSTIFY IT.
TINA: Adamo, defender of the weak, gay and crazy?
ME: Now I am seeing him taking in kittens.
ME: Balfour would bring him kittens, all kinds of, um, er, I found this, you see, and it's very thin...
ME: ...oh god, what have we done.
TINA: They could live in the boots.
ME: Rook would kick them one day and there would be this sad little squeak.
ME: And everyone would stare while Balfour went slowly pink.
TINA: And someone would have an allergy.
TINA: Adamo?
ME: Compagno-- NO.
TINA: Who would drop it out the window to see if it lands on all fours?
ME: Balfour would scream like a girl. Rook would do it just to stop the sneezing.
TINA: And there could be a new dart game.
ME: jskafhjsdfdfjhfd
ME: MARRY ME.

[EDIT] Further notes, roughly chronological:

• SECRET KITTEN ALLIANCES: Thom is allergic to cats, which Rook approves of; the kitten plays with and loses Rook's earrings, which makes Thom smug.
• cat is fed in a sly and ninja-like way by EVERY SINGLE AIRMAN
• The kitten goes missing. PANICKED ACCUSATIONS BY BALFOUR followed by MENTAL HEALTH NIGHT FOR BALFOUR followed by/during Rook finding the kitten in Have's bay and learning how to shimmy like a cindy in a hurry
• Balfour is called a woman about 75 separate times when the kitten is returned.
• kitten tears > airmen
• lessons in fast talking: justifying kittens to th'Esar. "IT... IS AN EXERCISE! TO DEVELOP EMPATHY!"
• THE NAMING OF CATS: "ER. FRECKLE." (LATER, OUR OF TH'ESAR'S HEARING: "WHAT? NO!")
• Hal is the only person with the sense/experience to check the kitten's sex. Bewildered panic ensues.
• "Their daughter who beats up all the dogs."
• Oh god how do you pat a kitten when [spoiler]. T____T
• Kitten leaves trophies proudly on Adamo's desk; ROOK: WHO'S A VICIOUS LITTLE KILLER, THEN.

[EDIT] Er, and now that I have linked this at Thremedon, I feel like I need to make the notes a little less cryptic. I would remove the capslock but I feel this might undermine the point.