First speaker, who I am calling Curtis, is short and tubby as hell with curly red hair and freckles, early twenties and clearly fresh from his mother's basement. Second speaker is unclear, but probably thinner, around the same age, slightly taller, and faintly unhappy at present.
"--most disgusting person on the INTERNET, man, that's like, that's like your MOM not inviting you to CHRISTMAS any more because of what you did to the TURKEY--"
"My mom stopped inviting me to Christmas when I was eighteen."
"--that's like-- oh. Dude. ...you should have said, man, you should come to mine."
*slightly wry* "You know, oddly enough, after that, I don't want to. Thanks, though."
"Dick. Anyway--"
You now know as much as I do. ._. What the hell.
"--most disgusting person on the INTERNET, man, that's like, that's like your MOM not inviting you to CHRISTMAS any more because of what you did to the TURKEY--"
"My mom stopped inviting me to Christmas when I was eighteen."
"--that's like-- oh. Dude. ...you should have said, man, you should come to mine."
*slightly wry* "You know, oddly enough, after that, I don't want to. Thanks, though."
"Dick. Anyway--"
You now know as much as I do. ._. What the hell.
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