Dear mother,

It is not cool to have your mobile off when you don't come home when we have previous arrangements and you've made no intimation to the contrary. For all I know you and Chris made fast friends with a stringybark on the side of the highway.

No love right now,
Rave,
who is mildly disgruntled and wishes the bloody woman would a) call or b) LEAVE HER PHONE ON.

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Merlin was fabulously tacky, by the way. Now I need to go raid the fic comm again.

[EDIT] OKAY, SO I HAVE ADVENT CHILDREN COMPLETE, NOW. Flows much better than the original, except for the division between Tifa and Marlene getting to the church and the fight, so thank all gods for that. Also, my Girl With Pigtails gets a bigger part. As do the Turks and Yazoo. 8D And Zack! Who is still a puppy!


Reno: *frets about Elena like a girl*
Rude: *reassuring boyfriend* Tseng's there.
Reno: *SNIT* OBVIOUSLY. *IS TOTALLY NOT WORRYING ABOUT ANYONE OR ANYTHING*

Denzel tried to steal Cloud's phone, and got adopted instead of having his arse kicked. THAT. IS SO. JDFDFhJFDH. This, guys. Just this.

Also, Yazoo + overshoulder smirk? Fffffffffff. He even looked reasonably sane while doing it.

They could have included Zack without including Crisis Core, is all I'm sayin'.

........oh my god, Cloud holding Denzel's hand. *SOB* T____T TOO CUTE.

Oh, Haste. Oh, clones working as one machine. Oh, I have grown entirely too used to this movie's failings, and now I just think it's awesome. :( I freely admit that I have no taste.

Oh, look, you can actually see Vincent in amidst the swirling cloak now. That should allay all the crap about his being insubstantial.

....lmao, they finally realised that his cloak was too tattered - now it's only the back that looks motheaten.

Of course, this makes him look like Little Red Riding Hood, but this is not the point.

.....I still love how the Turks argue over whether or not to run while Cloud and Tifa are arguing. XD;;; <3 <3 <3




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'kay, guys, it's, uh, totally worth suffering through again. :"D

[EDIT] OH MY GOD GUYS COOLEST ADDITIONAL YAZOO AND INADVERTANT TURKS SUNSET SCENE EVER

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GUYS SERIOUSLY :"DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD