I have a good feeling about this keyboard.

If you were here with me, you could tell from the way I am interacting with the manual.

MANUAL: The function keys comprise two elevated, tilted rows of soft, tactile keys...
ME: *stroking thoughtfully* Ooh, they are soft and tactile!

...so I guess what I'm trying to say is, I have a good feeling about this keyboard, hurr hurr hurr.

[EDIT]

Prizes to the person who tells me wtf that is meant to be...?