MUM: How are you holding up?
ME: Just bored out my my EVERLOVING MIND.
MUM: :( Can't you read a book?
ME: Holding it open hurts my hands. |D;
MUM: :| Can't you prop it open against... something?
ME: I'm about to sit down and watch Star Wars. :|
MUM: Well, good. I'm going to yoga.
ME: Okay. Don't worry. I'll still be going when you get here.
MUM: And then we can start on Pride and Prejudice. :)
ME: ...NO LACE.