I am only reading this stupid book to have it done with and meet Imriel, HURRY THE FUCK UPPPPP, PHEDREEE. :|
[EDIT] My god, how many times can they have this EXACT SAME CONVERSATION.
PHEDRE: Hey, remember that time?
JOSCELIN: With the this and the that? Oh, how young and foolhardy we were!
PHEDRE: Lol, you thought I was such a h0r.
JOSCELIN: You were! Only now I like it. Also, you're totally into Melisande.
PHEDRE: Yes. :(
HOW MANY TIMES.
If she gets kidnapped and separated from Joscelin again, I am actually going to throw the book. Imriel's kidnapping is already too close to the IDENTICAL PLOTLINE game for my liking, and if Phedre gets kidnapped or held hostage by some other fucking leader of a country, I am just. going. to shoot something. Possibly myself.
Because yes, there are probably only like seven kinds of plot in the world, BUT THERE ARE SEVEN, AND THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE THE THIRD TIME YOU USE THE SAME ONE, MS CAREY.
[EDIT] .........can I stop being wide awake yet? :(