I slept! Not enough to catch up, but I slept. Probably something approaching a normal night, too. So that was... walking, cycling, showering at night, and watching a movie. And going to bed to start reading at about nine.

In other news, now I need to go find out what the clocks in the walls are meant to be so I know what the deal is with the TItan Clocks, dsfhjaskd.

I should start rereading those soon. Six weeks or fewer until it's out and all.

Today was full of small ridiculous things that, combined, threatened to make me sit down in a corner and laugh hysterically/cry.

THE IRONING BOARD
WOMAN: I had an ironing board on order and the girl promised it was over a metre high, but it's only 96cm.
ME: PHONE BOOKS. HAVE YOU GOT SOME? I'm so sorry. I'll try to find a different one for you.
SUNBEAM: Chyeah, good luck with that.
TEFAL: Uhhh, no.
HILLS: Not a chance.
ME: Well, shit. ...phone books?

THE FRIDGES
MAN: I want these fridges, but I need them to open from the right.
ME: No worries. Let me find out how much the kits are. Guys, how much are the kits?
GUYS: What? Does it look like we're in that section?
ME: ...you are in there every other day. I have a customer on the phone who wants TWO fridges. How much are the kits?
GUYS: I'unno.
ME: .........................sir, my coworkers are unhelpful shits. I will just call my rep and get back to you in ten minutes.
MAN: You are a goddess and I will not even hassle you about free delivery.
ME: Aww, shucks.

THE FILTER
MAN: I need a new one of these. It's all CLOGGED.
ME: *stares at filthy group head filter* ...yyyes, you do, but you'll have to get in touch with the manufacturer.
MAN: What? You don't sell them here?
ME: Well, no, because you see, if you CLEAN them, you don't NEED to replace them. Er, no. But because clearly you are ready to be an asshole about this I am calling them for you right now! See! No hassle!
SUNBEAM: He wants a what?
ME: I know.
SUNBEAM: It will take a week if you order it right now.
ME: So if you'd like to order one, sir--
MAN: UGH. FORGET IT. I WILL KEEP LOOKING.
ME: Well, have fun on your endless and impossible quest, sir, and have a very nice day.

THE MICROWAVE
CHARLOTTE: Er, do you know the litre capacity of this microwave.
ME: Is it not in the system? Not on the box? Let's call Sharp!
SHARP: Hello?
ME: Hello, it is me, listen, this R350LS - what's the litrage, there?
SHARP: Well, we don't measure in litres because if you fill a microwave with water it will all run out the holes.

DIRECT QUOTE. :|

On the bright side, new U2 album. But seriously, after that last phone call, I shrieked. I just. Shrieked. At my boss's wife. "WHO FILLS A MICROWAVE WITH WATER???????????" *thrash* *flail* *collapse*
AMANDA: What?
ME: EXACTLY.

Also I left The Bone Key in my drawer. That about sums up the day.

Oh, look at that there is no feeling in my left hand at all and I cannot move my fingers, ahahahahaha. ._.