Okay, so, today, doctor.
Tomorrow, Wyrr + MY LOVELY DAUGHTER ADFHDS. :'DDDDDDD
Saturday, Audition + Babysitting.
Sunday to Tuesday, work.
Wednesday to Friday, Dad's place, remembering that Tom's birthday is on Friday night.
Saturday and Sunday, hypothetically, alleyne's place.
And Monday to Wednesday, work, with choir practice hypothetically on Monday nights. dkjsf dhfajs djfhd.

I know too many people, seriously. At least there's no chance I'll be using my hands too much. XD;;;

The last few days - well, the last week, I suppose - every time I sit down, Hiru assails me. It's not so much that he's offering information; more that he's sick of this long period of quiet, too, and that he wants to get back to work (which for Hiru, guys, is some kind of fucking miracle). Auberon's been lining up to offer details. Tol has been chipping in with Sanga's mother, of all people.

I think the saying When It Rains, It Pours is missing a phrase at the end, and that phrase is, And You Never Have A Bucket.

1) I can has Voltaren anti-inflammatory medication.
2) I can has ultrasound next Wednesday to see if I need anti-inflam injeections.
3) I can has clothes shopping. D: DO NOT WANT.
4) I can has cutting clothes shopping short due to hand pain. (I CAN HAS LONELY BENEFIT OF ALL THIS CRAP.)
5) ...I can has read Kushiel's Dart mebbe nao?

[EDIT] Oh, and, excerpt from clothes shopping.

MUM: *nattering away about ridiculous frilly junk I'd never wear*
ME: *zoning out* So, Hiru, you're good with fashion. See anything useful?
HIRU: *points at faded black-denim pink-highlights hot pants*
ME: ............for me, darling, not you. Also, this is the women's section.

I still haven't worked out why those shorts were in David Jones.

[EDIT] omg elbow is coming to brisbane and danielle is getting me a ticket and afhdsjfadjljkghfjadkslfhgjk

ITS CODE IS "ROoK".

IS THIS FATE OR IS THIS FATE IDK GUYS I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER

HELP ME THINK OF A NAME THAT IT'LL LET ME HAVE GUYS

So apparently Tol's one great crush on a girl was purely intellectual and based on her being able to fix her own forgeries.

Which I discovered through Hiru randomly being a total bitch in Full Circle and rapid-shuffling Glamours in Tol's general direction, trying to get him to admit that he found whichever Glamour attractive.

I DO NOT EVEN KNOW ANY MORE. >_>;;;

[EDIT] NO, WAIT, AZRA IS WHERE GOLEMS COME FROM. AND THIS IS WHY TOL LOVES HER.

(Strangely, those two sentences make perfect sense in my head.)

Was it a cop out ending?
I really thought it was, until I relised the following after my 5th read... and then my heart was in my throat...

The Fool's Last Riddle

(page 736, UK & Australian edition)

And then I asked the final, awful question. 'After I leave you here, will I ever see you again?'

'Probably not. It would not be wise.'

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(page 758, UK & Australian edition)

I smiled back at him and impulsively touched a finger to his brow. I heard his voice then, almost as if he were in the room. 'I have never been wise.'

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THAT WAS JUST POSTED IN THE HOBB COMM ON LJ.

I NEVER NOTICED/REALISED THAT.

I AM RETARDED. ALSO I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.

PRETTY SURE FOOL WINS THE FAVOURITE CHARACTER AWARD, THEN, EH.