Can I just save us all the trouble and cut off my fucking arms?

[EDIT] What are my chances, do you think? T_T

[EDIT] ......A WHOLE WEEK, FOR THAT? AFDGGFGHHJJGVBN.

Someone tell me it's stupid to make a timeline for a webcomic. :| This storyline is loopy.

IF I HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN WORLD PEACE AND WORKING HANDS RIGHT NOW I KNOW WHAT I WOULD CHOOSE AND IT WOULDN'T BENEFIT ANYONE ELSE, LET ME TELL YOU.

MUM: Y'know, Chris says holding up books hurts your wrists.
ME: .........I KNOW THAT. I have nothing but movies and I hate movies and unless you plan to hold my book for me I don't want to hear it.

She's spent the last week telling me to read! |D;