Why would you make me work one shift just before I get a weekend, Meg? Why?

I sorely need a massage, and I really mean that sorely.

Also, Sarah Monette has finished the page proofs of Corambis, which I am going to hope like a mad creature means that we get the first chapter on the seventh of January. IT IS NOT THAT FAR AWAY.

(lmao, I have already warned Meg that I MAY NOT BE WORKING ON APRIL SEVENTH, JUST SAYING. She and Amanda think I'm crazy, but there you are. XD)

I guess I should get ready for work but I am not really feeling it, to be honest.

[EDIT] Also, also! I know my Squeaks is working and all, but squeakelala! Where are you! I have not heard from you in forever! D: Hope work is treating you right. (Or as close to right as work ever treats anyone, I guess.)

Yeahhh, today is a 'being late for work' day. >_>;

SOLD SO MUCH TODAY I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING. I SOLD THE FOLLOWING TO ONE COUPLE:
15 x toaster + kettle packs
7 x kettles
4 x ice makers
2 x handheld beaters
1 x breadmaker
2 x bug zappers
And probably other stuff and I know they owned a motel or something but SERIOUSLY DO THAT SHIT ONLINE.

Do not ask me why but I want to name my Christmas dragon Arthur. I DO NOT KNOW, IT IS SOMETHING ABOUT THE COLOUR SCHEME.

Somehow I don't think my 100 sketches contributions are going to be quite as long-lived as other people's. How I remembered today went like this: Ooh, Anthion ske-- dammit. On the bright side: Anthion. Anthion, Anthion, Anthion.

I should have made 'stop falling in love with imaginary people' a resolution, but we all know I would fail at that miserably. So for the time being I will merely envy Josip in a loving and affectionate terrifying aunt kind of way.

I'm... pretty sure I had other things to say but I have forgotten them. All of them. Oh, except that I am going to Game On with Rage tomorrow. THIS CALLS FOR THE OBSCURE VIDEO GAME T-SHIRT, AMIRITE? (By which I mean Shadow of the Colossus and not Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney, because the latter is not obscure AT ALL.)

Also, people who yell at the poor untrained girl on registers when it is clearly hectic deserve to be stabbed with a salted biro in the eye. I am going to call Carindale and apologise to poor Kelly who had done no wrong for the asshole American I put onto her this morning - he was perfectly civil until he got onto the phone, but apparently if you can't SEE someone, they're not real and deserve no respect! Fucker.

[EDIT] Oh, and I had to sit in with John on a shoplifter for nearly two hours, too. |D; She was sniffling and sobbing a lot and repentant in a vague kind of way, but she had a good three hundred counts of vandalism behind her, so neither of us were especially impressed, despite being sympathetic. It was a little upsetting, but I think I'm upset-out this week - sort of got a little teensy bit watery-eyed out of sheer high-emotion-in-room-sense-tingling, so I'm a little surprised at myself - normally I bawl right along when people cry.

Didn't get to have lunch with alleyne, though, which was very sad. :( She bought me food, though, and I ate in the admin office with her, Azra and Tabitha. :D It was fun.